This is Luvly. You can buy it for £7. CLICK THIS LINK TO BUY IT.

It's a collection of essays, jokes, stories and sundry other bits and bobs I've published on the internet over the years. If you've followed my every gurgle and flap since 2002, you'll have read much of it before. But if you haven't, there might be something new inside it. Most of the articles are short, just a few hundred words. One or two are a bit longer. It's one of those books you can keep in the lavatory, and read a snippet of while you - you know, while you - anyway.

It costs 7 of your Earth pounds (plus postage, a couple of quid extra I think - depends where you are, really).

Buy! Buy! Bye bye!