The GTD Prayer

Published (updated: ) in satire, work.

Our lifehacks, which art in contexts, 
Inbox zero be thy aim. 
Thy Kinkless done. 
Thy Mind Sweep fun, @work as it is @honeydo. 
Give us this day our next action. 
And forgive us our open loops, as we forgive those who delete our email. 
And lead us not into web surfing. 
Deliver us from IM. 
For thine is the Moleskine, the Project and the Due Date 
For someday/maybe, 

With apologies to David Allen, Merlin Mann, Deb Barham (RIP), and everyone who enjoys being really organised.