Grumpy dad says

DON’T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH 
STOP ALL THAT LEAPING ABOUT 
DON’T USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME 
I SAID DON’T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH. EUW 
NO, WE’RE NOT BUYING THAT 
BECAUSE I’M NOT MADE OF MONEY 
WELL WE HAVE TO EARN MONEY BEFORE IT COMES OUT OF THE CASH MACHINE 
LOOK WHERE YOU’RE GOING FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE 
I SAID LOOK WHERE YOU’RE GOING 
NOW SAY SORRY TO THE NICE LADY 
LIKE YOU MEAN IT 
WHAT’S THAT ON YOUR SHIRT? GOODNESS ME 
MIND WHERE YOU’RE WALKING 
I SAID STOP ALL THAT LEAPING ABOUT, YOU’RE GOING TO HURT SOMEONE. OR YOURSELF 
I TOLD YOU TO STOP LEAPING DIDN’T I? RUB IT BETTER 
COULD YOU CARRY SOMETHING PLEASE? I’M RUNNING OUT OF HANDS 
WELL IT IS ALL YOUR STUFF 
IS THAT THING IN YOUR MOUTH AGAIN? 
THE NEXT BIT OF NAUGHTINESS MEANS WE’RE GOING STRAIGHT HOME 
I SAID THE NEXT BIT OF – HEY! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? HELLO?