The opposite of notifications
NOT_ifications is a bot that posts useless, nonsensical, anti-notifications as tweets.
They are anti-notifications because they do the opposite of actual notifications.
NOT_ifications tell you when nothing’s happened.
NOT_ifications alert you to non-events.
NOT_ifications encourage you to just carry on with what you were doing, rather than get distracted and start doing something else.
NOT_ifications aren’t very fussed about productivity or timeliness or whether one thing is more important than another.
NOT_ifications are not notifications. They’re what notifications are not.