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Grumpy dad says

DON’T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH
STOP ALL THAT LEAPING ABOUT
DON’T USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME
I SAID DON’T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH. EUW
NO, WE’RE NOT BUYING THAT
BECAUSE I’M NOT MADE OF MONEY
WELL WE HAVE TO EARN MONEY BEFORE IT COMES OUT OF THE CASH MACHINE
LOOK WHERE YOU’RE GOING FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE
I SAID LOOK WHERE YOU’RE GOING
NOW SAY SORRY TO THE NICE LADY
LIKE YOU MEAN IT
WHAT’S THAT ON YOUR SHIRT? GOODNESS ME
MIND WHERE YOU’RE WALKING
I SAID STOP ALL THAT LEAPING ABOUT, YOU’RE GOING TO HURT SOMEONE. OR YOURSELF
I TOLD YOU TO STOP LEAPING DIDN’T I? RUB IT BETTER
COULD YOU CARRY SOMETHING PLEASE? I’M RUNNING OUT OF HANDS
WELL IT IS ALL YOUR STUFF
IS THAT THING IN YOUR MOUTH AGAIN?
THE NEXT BIT OF NAUGHTINESS MEANS WE’RE GOING STRAIGHT HOME
I SAID THE NEXT BIT OF – HEY! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? HELLO?


Filed under: life
(5th December 2008)